astronaut: a man who doesn't have to bring along something for his wife
bachelor of arts: one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor
computer: something like an Old Testament God, with a lot of rules and no mercy
divorce: the best way to replace the first mistake by a second
education: a method bu which one acquires a higher grade of prejudices
friend: someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view
gentleman: a man who understands women, but acts as though he doesn't
hair: the bane of most women's lives
incident: annoying word which your mother-in-law uses in reference to your wedding
journalist: an author that is certain of being published
lie: the ultimate proof of a lack of love
marriage: love gone---woman stays
numbers: the only universal language
order: merely the prevailing form of chaos
period: the end of a grammatical sentence and the beginning of a woman's sentence
quiet: what home would be without children
religion: opium for the intellect
snoring: nature's way of telling you that your spouse si still in the bed
thing: a thing without a name
unfaithful: having nothing to say to your husband because you've already said everything to someone else
violence: the last refuge of the incompetent
wife: a former sweetheart
yes: the last word of the free life
zealot: a woman who irons her husband's socks
bachelor of arts: one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor
computer: something like an Old Testament God, with a lot of rules and no mercy
divorce: the best way to replace the first mistake by a second
education: a method bu which one acquires a higher grade of prejudices
friend: someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view
gentleman: a man who understands women, but acts as though he doesn't
hair: the bane of most women's lives
incident: annoying word which your mother-in-law uses in reference to your wedding
journalist: an author that is certain of being published
lie: the ultimate proof of a lack of love
marriage: love gone---woman stays
numbers: the only universal language
order: merely the prevailing form of chaos
period: the end of a grammatical sentence and the beginning of a woman's sentence
quiet: what home would be without children
religion: opium for the intellect
snoring: nature's way of telling you that your spouse si still in the bed
thing: a thing without a name
unfaithful: having nothing to say to your husband because you've already said everything to someone else
violence: the last refuge of the incompetent
wife: a former sweetheart
yes: the last word of the free life
zealot: a woman who irons her husband's socks
