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I found this is from my old email back in 2002.
You might see this before in Chinese version.....

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

[马甲的马甲]

haha//////////////Smart man(me) +?=baby

 

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QUOTE(马甲的马甲 @ 2005年06月10日 Friday, 03:22 PM)
haha//////////////Smart man(me) +?=baby

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According to the formulas:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Let me calculate the （？） from the equation.
If you are a smart man and you wanted the result to have a baby, base on the fact, （？）must be a woman. If the woman is a smart woman, she must be your wife. If the woman is a dumb woman, you must be your lover. Since you want to have baby, so either you become a dumb man or you need to have an affair with a dumb woman!
( This is only a joke, not mean to be offensive. Hope you don't mind. haha......！)

 

[半个人]

haha ^-^

 

[马甲的马甲]

QUOTE(蜜蜂 @ 2005年06月11日 Saturday, 09:01 AM)
According to the formulas:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Let me calculate the （？） from the equation.
If you are a smart man and you wanted the result to have a baby, base on the fact, （？）must be a woman. If the woman is a smart woman, she must be your wife. If the woman is a dumb woman, you must be your lover. Since you want to have baby, so either you become a dumb man or you need to have an affair with a dumb woman!
( This is only a joke, not mean to be offensive. Hope you don't mind. haha......！)

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Did I guess right?