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世上最强的中国式英文! (1人在浏览)

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世上最强的中国式英文!
1.we two who and who?

   咱俩谁跟谁阿

  2.how are you ? how old are you?

   怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you

  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

  brothers ! together up !

   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then

  say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

  有事起奏,无事退朝

  6.you me you me

   彼此彼此

  7.You Give Me Stop!!

   你给我站住!

  8.know is know noknow is noknow

   知之为知之,不知为不知...

  9.WATCH SISTER

   表妹

  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son

  can make hole!!

  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞

  11.American

  Chinese not enough

  美中不足

  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

   车祸现场描述

  13.heart flower angry open

  心花怒放

  14.go past no mistake past

   走过路过,不要错过

  15.小明:I am sorry!

   老外:I am sorry too!

  小明:I am sorry three!

   老外:What are you sorry for?

  小明:I am sorry five!

  16.If you want money,I have no;

  if you want life,I have one!

   要钱没有,要命一条

  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.

  我叫李老大,今年25。

  18.you have two down son。

  你有两下子。

  19.as far as you go to die

  有多远,死多远!!!!

  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you

  face ,I turn my face

   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
 
哈哈 ``好搞吖``
 
you have two down son。
 
as far as you go to die
 
这叫现学现用~~~
 
晓红老师:your English are very good.
辉:where ,where
晓红老师:
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you

  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

搞笑.
 
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that....
 
小朋友,多日不见,竟然搞了个中国式英语,行啊你~!!!

不过,平时不要用太多啊~~不然。。。。
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你明白拉~~~
 
狂晕~~~~~~~~
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哈哈哈``````

好好笑啊``
 
晕,听是听不懂,看去还可以
 
很好笑!
 
有点辣
 
你漏了一句,不过这句只在部队里面说的。
You‘re a bird man!
你这个鸟人!
 
QUOTE(高跟鞋与破花布 @ 2005年05月09日 Monday, 10:04 PM)
小朋友,多日不见,竟然搞了个中国式英语,行啊你~!!!

不过,平时不要用太多啊~~不然。。。。
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你明白拉~~~
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呵呵~~我当然明拉`~~姐姐
 
一个还是很多白痴的家伙
果然够无聊~~~~~~






跟我一样
 
you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

  brothers ! together up !

   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ]


这个我喜欢。。。哈哈
 
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you good you good !!!!!1
你好~~~~~你好~~``
哈~~~~~~~~`
 
在深圳日报上看过了~~~
 

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