开场白：偶是猪喽，嚎嚎！
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偶比较爱吃，本性嘛！
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偶比较罗曼蒂克，有个猪八戒知道吧？我们这算是传统！
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见到PLMM偶就会笑：
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做过爱神，没劲，辞职了
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也做过大哥：
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不幸被捉，
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幸运的是，偶逃了
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真是天将降大任于是猪也……为避免再次发生这种事，偶开始进行魔鬼式的训练：
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并且开始注意自己的形象：
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广交朋友：
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终于，偶的地位稳固了
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考虑到需要后继有人，偶选了个皇后：
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会跳舞：
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又柔情似水
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还贤惠
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最重要，还给偶生了好多宝宝
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一个个生龙活虎
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嚎嚎，我可以高枕无忧了
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(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>偶比较爱吃，本性嘛！
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>偶比较罗曼蒂克，有个猪八戒知道吧？我们这算是传统！
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>见到PLMM偶就会笑：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>做过爱神，没劲，辞职了
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>也做过大哥：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>不幸被捉，
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>幸运的是，偶逃了
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>真是天将降大任于是猪也……为避免再次发生这种事，偶开始进行魔鬼式的训练：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>并且开始注意自己的形象：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>广交朋友：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>终于，偶的地位稳固了
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>考虑到需要后继有人，偶选了个皇后：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>会跳舞：
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>又柔情似水
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>还贤惠
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>最重要，还给偶生了好多宝宝
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>一个个生龙活虎
(screen.width*0.8-200)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-200)'>嚎嚎，我可以高枕无忧了
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